The second biggest Fucktard I have met through treatment

Dear Ms. Jane Doe:

Pursuant to my e-mail dated July 30, 2015,
I still require the names of the persons who provided my radiation treatment at the XYZ Facility Radiation Oncology Department.

I examined your brief curriculum vitae on Linkedin & saw that you attended both Rutgers University and Bryn Mawr College.

Considering this, I thought I might be able to provide some assistance in completing this task.

First, let us consider the word "Name"; now perhaps you missed the third grade, and were admitted to these schools by some other merit, (my imagination runs wild here), or perhaps you were too economically challenged to purchase an English language dictionary, so let's look at the definition:
NAME (noun): 1. A word or set of words by which a person, animal, place, or thing is known.

Now let's use it in a sentence. "The blonde woman named Jane has violated HIPPA regulations."

Here's another example: "Jane Doe, an employee of the XYZ Facility Radiation Oncology Department is-- and I quote Jon Stewart -- engaging in 'premeditated institutional bullshit designed to obscure and distract'." (You may wish to examine the previous sentence to note the correct use of a quote within a quote; you may also take note that this is a compound sentence that contains the proper use of the "dash", which is distinguished from a hyphen because it serves in place of a parenthetical phrase rather than linking two words together, such as "stupid-c**t".)

“PROVIDE” [(verb) 1. to make available for use,] my record as mandated by law.

Please obtain & provide the required records POSTHASTE (I'll leave you to discover the meaning of this word -- hint, it's an adverb); or I shall seek legal council against both you, the physician you work for, as well as that very special and renowned facility that you are employed by.


Have a nice day.