Grace Chapter 3; verse 7-17
7. And, verily have I been to the fabled land of thrift shop T-shirts.
8. And I saw that it was filled with all matter of color and stripe.
9. And although it appearth to be brimming over with the gifts of the Lord, thy bounty overfloweth to the dresser drawers as well.
10. Yet I looked upon it without fear, but with resolve and courage that mine minion would moveth ye mountain back to its source. And then when the crescent moon shown in the sky, the seal of the closet of shoes would be broken.
11. And verily, in time, the 46 bars of soap would be consumed by the waters of the holy well.
12. And so for comfort, all of the sons and daughters of the land adorned themselves in their finest and did make the arduous trek to the land of Steinmart., which parking lot was arid and hot, but the market was as an oasis in the desert. And all manner of tribes did come to bargain.
13. Where at the souk thy merchants sold glorious and wondrous wares as not to have been seen in all the land. Except in the kingdom of China.
14. And on sale, even.
15. This strange land was filled with women whose hair was the color of the sky, and some had three, or even four limbs to walk upon.
16. Here in this land, the male warriors waited upon their women and lifted thine eyes unto the sky, devoutly praying that not all of their drachmas would be parted from them,
17. But that some would remain in order to buy a goddamn beer at thy next meal.
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