Monday, January 7, 2013

Met my new dentist today

It's embarrassing that some of those old fillings were installed in the bronze age. They pre-date the moon landing, for gawd's sake.

I told the new guy that when my old dentist drilled out the largest cavity, it was so big that 3 illegals and an INS agents came out.

*ba-do-boom.* I'm here all week, folks.

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  1. Ok, you can use this for any "cavity" but for the sake of staying on theme. After my dentist finished drilling he said "Man, that was some cavity...that was some cavity." I said "Alright you don't have to say it twice." He said..."I didn't." Get home safe folks!

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  2. I get radio stations on my fillings. They're all AM. *crickets* Man, tough crowd.

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